1. “With my wings resolutely spread, Mrs. Burnside” – “Gooch’s Song,” Mame
2. “The sun sits low diffusing its usual glow” – “The Sun Won’t Set,” A Little Night Music
3. “Child, I know the fear you’re feeling” – “He Can Do It,” Purlie
4. “To this we’ve come that men withhold the world from men” – “To This We’ve Come,” The Consul
5. “I went down to the tennis courts, lookin’ good in pleated shorts” – “70, Girls, 70,” 70, Girls, 70
6. “Now as the sweet imbecilities tumble so lavishly onto her lap” – “Now,” A Little Night Music
7. “Why can’t you be like a woman ought to be?” – “Old Sayin’s,” Juno
8. “You called me back with a silent plea” – “You’d Better Love Me,” High Spirits
9. “Daddy always thought that he married beneath him” – “At the Ballet,” A Chorus Line
10.”You smug little men with your smug little schemes” – “There Won’t Be Trumpets,” Anyone Can Whistle
11. “Let’s start looking alive, when we arrive it’s gonna be great!” – “Rehearse!” 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
12. “Thank the Lord Mimi Paragon’s on board!” – “Come to Me,” Sail Away
13. “The day we meet the way you lean against the wind” – “Love to Me,” The Light in the Piazzza
14. “Mademoiselle, I have followed you everywhere” – “Love Can’t Happen,” Grand Hotel
15. “Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail to the man who (hail!) without whom (hail!)” – “Duet for One (The First Lady of the Lady)” 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
16. “When you see the shape the world is in” – “Thank God I’m Old,” Barnum
17. “My life is simply great, my silverware is gold” – “I’ve Got It All,” On the Twentieth Century
18. “When the sun flew in my window and crept in bed with me” – “Sweet Thursday,” Pipe Dream
19. “Do you see that cloud up there with the number nine?” – “I Had a Ball,” I Had a Ball
20. “You dear attractive dewy-eyed idealist” – “No Way to Stop It,” The Sound of Music
21. “The best kind of clothes for a protest pose is this ensemble of pantyhose” – “The Revolutionary Costume for Today,” Grey Gardens
22. “Talk to flowers right here?” – “Hurry! It’s Lovely Up Here!” On a Clear Day You Can See Forever
23. “Take me back where I belong” – “Wilkes-Barre, PA,” Tovarich
24. “Before you half remember what her smile was like” – “Kiss Her Now,” Dear World
25. “Things may not come through the way you plan” – “I’ll Buy You a Star,” A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
26. “I will never understand what I did to deserve you” – “All the Wasted Time,” Parade
27. “I married many men –a ton of them” – “To Keep My Love Alive,” A Connecticut Yankee
28. “Staring my life in the face haunted by what could have been” – “Talk Amongst Yourselves,” Taboo
29. “That old April yearning once more is returning” – “One More Walk Around the Garden,” Carmelina
30. “I’ll bet your friends are all celebrities. That’s wonderful.” – “The Grass is Always Greener,” Woman of the Year
31. “I often have these miserable instincts” – “Nobody Steps on Kafritz,” Henry, Sweet Henry
32. “My days are brighter than morning air” – “With You,” Pippin
33. “To me this emporium is sex in memoriam” – “A Woman is How She Loves,” Coco
34. “The newspapers call you the goddess of sex” – “You Are Not Real,” The Apple Tree
35. “Glad to see you folks. Sure is homey here.” – “The Babylove Miracle Show,” The Grass Harp
36. “When I was young my heart was weaving in and out of romance” – “One Man (Ain’t Quite Enough)” House of Flowers
37. “I remember Claude. His face was gaunt, his skin was pale” – “The Tea Party,” Dear World
38. “Who’s the girl who had the men all eating from her hand?” – “Mata Hari,” Little Mary Sunshine
39. “I remember the way our sainted mother would sit and croon us her lullaby” – “Easy Street,” Annie
40. “Who’d believe that we two would end up as lovers?” – “Unlikely Lovers,” Falsettos/Falsettoland
Bonus:
“Wine francaise straight from Burgundy” – “Sur Le Quais,” Lolita, My Love
“A friend of mine was hurtin’ bad, I bought that friend a beer” – “He Got It in the Ear,” Rockabye Hamlet